It’s doubtful that there is a female human that would want to change places with a female porcupine. She (female porcupine) may only copulate once a year. When that momentous occasion occurs, she is sprayed by her mate with urine from head to toe as part of the mating process. And finally, she spends 11 months a year, every year, either pregnant or lactating.
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